Seven Minus Four

Behold Michael Giancarlo Pacchione '00 (aka Murph): the most prolific blogger of Beta Beta. A fact that should surprise no one that knows Murph since he always had the most to say about the most random things. This former Grand Scribe has taken his ability to opine to new heights with his Seven Minus Four blog. Recommended for your daily reading. A taste:

If Superman had stayed on the planet Krypton, he would have been just another dude. I wonder how often he thinks about that.

I have no problem with people eating ice cream for breakfast. I recommend mint chocolate chip. It feels like you're brushing your teeth.

I don't like when my salad leaves are described as "fresh and young." I feel like a spinach pedophile or something

"Is there anything -- ANYTHING -- more awkward than a dance circle forming and no one venturing into the middle?"

For those unfamiliar with the mind of Brother Murph, here's a primer. For years, he refused to look straight at a camera while being photographed (always top right). He hates exclamation points. A native of Wyndmoor, PA, he's now out in Portland, Oregon teaching (!) real college students. And dressing like Magnum PI.

Oh, and why Seven Minus Four? Because three.com (his favorite number) wasn't available. Enjoy.